Geothyesobia

I invented a new phobia. Geothyesobia. It means "irrational fear of land sharks". I thought of it because one night I was outside and for some reason I kept thinking a land shark was going to attack me. I don't know why. Then, the feeling increased when I went outside a while later, because somebody was tapping a hockeystick on the ground and it was going: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap TAP TAP TAP! (The Jaws theme). I don't think it's real. Unless you think land sharks are going to attack you. Then you have Geothyesobia.